Joke of the day...

Originally Posted by rdless

Ok. Rough translation..... and it's very rough

"No you have taken ?????? You should have had ?????? "yfed y mae'r dwr gwartheg yn cachi yn y dwr"

I don't think anyone will ?????? (the doctrine translation)
Now I can't speak welsh, but I can tell you that 'dwr' is water, 'cachi' is full of and I think that it can work from the rest, I remember welsh enough often have read back.

.......and they say it's all Greek to me.

You see, one shouldn't trust these on-line translation pages That
's not what I wrote, but, oh well, people get the gist of it I suppose.
At least it's caused some reaction!!!!!!!

My boss won the lottery last week and bought West Ham. He said just imagine what i could have bought if i got 4 numbers up!!!!

Two pikeys walking down the road when one of them Say's"Phew what a smell, have you shite yourself?"
The other one replies "NO I have not"

They walk on a little while when the first one says again " God, that smell, are you sure you haven't shite in your pants?"

"Of course I'm sure" came the reply so they carry on walking.

Nearing Pikey stadium, the first one says " Look, this smell is following us. Drop your pants, I want to make sure you haven't shite yourself"
So the other Pikey drops his pants, and fair enough, there are two of the biggest turds you ever saw, the smell was overwhelming..
"See" the first one says, "You have shite yourself!!"

"Oh sorry" the second Pikey Say's, "I thought you meant today!!!!"

I'm no expert on goal keeping, but I do think Robert Enke should have come off the line a bit quicker.

The Hannover Fc manager has denied any involvement in Robert Enke's death. He gave a statement saying "Robert trained brilliantly yesterday so afterwards i told him he could stop almost anything! unfortunatley that didn't include the 7.52 from Dortmund"

Two Welsh blokes talking by a field.

Dai Jones says, "You see that there tree over there?"

Thomas Edwards says "I see it Dai"

Dai says, "Well I had my first sexual experience there"

Thomas says, "Did you really?"

Dai says, "and her mother saw us do it"

Thomas says, "Did she really? Well what did she say?"

and Dai says, "Baaaaaaaa"